Friday, April 16, 2010

Why I Hate Miami - Part I

Chongas

Likes:

Bragging about the fact that they "smoke a dutch" daily
Calling their guy friends "nigga" and "dawg"
10K gold from the flea market
Long, curved acrylic nails
Sticking up their middle fingers in pictures
Giving shoutouts to their Baby Daddies on Power 96 and requesting that All My Life by KC & Jojo be played right after said shout out
Pitbull


Pitbull

Likes:

Counting to 4
When you forget about your boyfriend and meet him at the hotel room
Music Sampling
Linen Suits
"Da 305"


Skanks

Likes:

Silicone
Vodka & Cranberry
Making out with each other but only when guys are watching
Casual sex

Douchebags who wear sunglasses at night



Douchebags Likes:

Silicone
When Hanes tank tops are buy one, get one free
Their membership at Porky's Gym
Casual sex
Fruit Punch flavored Creatine shakes



Have a skank-free weekend! Dale!